Following comments by members of the human race at large that the Sun is going down, soon to be replace by a phenomenon many are terming ‘evening’, spokesmen for the Sun announced that this in no way indicates a trend toward night.

Speaking for the Sun, Solar communications director Bob Photon credited the Moon and Stars with impressive gains but asserted the Sun’s dominance.

“We think that the Moon and her associates have come up with different and attractive options for various parts of the diurnum”, said Photon, “but our record of dominance in the daily cycle is clear. Unquestionable the concept of ‘night’ will appeal to many people and may be right for some. We wish the Moon well.”

Additionally Photon added that while the Moon is more than three billion years old and a very important member of the Solar System, the Sun is the senior member of the Solar System, with at least five hundred million more years of reliable service and a daylight standards program second to none.

In response, the Moon rose later that night.

Corporate Info:

Sol, (NYSE:BIGYELLOW), also known as the Sun, is a G4 star in the Main Sequence, and has been the pivotal member of the Solar System for 4.3 bn years. Through it’s Gravity Well associate program it maintains branch offices on Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Neptune, Uranus, Pluto, Charon, and Planet X. It’s Asteroid Belt affiliate program provides orbits for hundreds of thousands of smaller bodies, comets, and planetoids.

The Moon (NYSE:SPACE1999) has been Earth’s singularly remarkable satellite for over three billion years, provides for ecosystemic stabilization through it’s innovative Tidal protocol, and renowned artistic entertainment via its P.H.A.S.E.S. program.

Bravo, Sam! Bravo! Very well done!

“The Moon (NYSE:SPACE1999)…” Absolutely priceless!

Oh, please do send the above to Quark. I would so love to hear what, if any, reaction is had.

B-)

Scratching my head now: who would I send it to at Quark?

D’Oh!